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"Barriers exist to be broken."
I consume food nonstop,
'94 winter baby.


→ Anonymous whispered : PS: I would totes suck your D but alas I am just a grayface.

P.S. I Love You, no just joking lmao.

But I don’t wanna get my dick sucked, I want someone with a huge ass dick to empty their entire body fluids into my mouth.

→ Anonymous whispered : You know how you found the Facebook of someone you saw jacking off on the internet? A guy who used to post nudes on 4chan wants to add me on LinkedIn. #soawkward

Isn’t LinkedIn like a professional social networking site to help you advance your career when you do get a job?

But yeah that’s more awkward since it’s in a professional setting even if it’s still a social networking site. But people who posts nudes gotta work too y’know. 

I wish someone would take me to McDonalds, and let me consume an unhealthy amount of fries.

Along with helping me take my laptop apart so I can clean the dust off so it doesn’t shut off by itself to prevent overheating every five seconds. 

Also I hate myself for liking Sugar Free, it’s been on repeat this whole day.

p.s. I wanna play League but I’m so tired, and I just got Final Boss Veigar skin like yesterday, this is list is basically me whining about first world problems.



imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)