Where do I buy a robot so I can talk to her (yes I want a girl robot) at night and she can tell me how cute I look and dye my hair for me.
And robots don’t sleep, so even if I end up talking to her until five in the morning she won’t fucking care cause she’s a robot.
God I should set myself a curfew.
I’ve already seen that poop do that to himself (for a good cause). But let’s talk about his brother?
That dude is smoking. Eric is cute and all but Eddie is phew.
God bless the Nam family, daddy and mommy probably have the best genes in the world.
I am so bad at conversing with cute boys that message me on Grindr or any other ‘dating’ apps.
My phone is literally drenched in sweat right now. I always panic and then read their messages too fast and misread them and then misinterpret them and then fuck up the flow of the conversation.
Cute boys are actually my weakness, cute boys that seem to like me, that just KOs me.